It's time!

Time to move! Those of you living in apartments or who lived in one years ago can probably relate! I'm done listening to the upstairs neighbors T.V. Are you deaf? What are you watching anyway? I'm done listening to you snore! I'm done listening to you walk around up there. We make mooing sounds at you. We know you probably can't hear us. While laying in bed one night we heard you go to the bathroom and then the toilet flushing. Now today, we heard you sneeze. I yelled, "bless you," just in case no one else did. So it's time to move out. So who is going to loan us $25,000 for a down payment?